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The Doctor's interest in computers started out as a hobby. The hobby then grew into a business which now serves many customers throughout the local community and beyond. The Doctor is certified in Local Area Networks, PC Repair, and Troubleshooting, Maintaining and Upgrading PCs.
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While computer users range in age from children to adult, older computer users may remember other meanings for now common computer vocabulary. We hope you enjoy this poem we found for those of you over 45. The author is unknown.
A Poem for Computer Users Over 45
A Computer was something on TV
From a science fiction show of note
A Window was something you hated to clean
And a Ram was the father of a goat.
Meg was a name of a girlfriend
And Gig was a job for the nights
Now they all mean different things
And the really Mega Bytes.
An Application was for employment
A Program was a TV show
A Cursor used profanity
A Keyboard was a piano.
A Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3-inch Floppy
You hoped nobody found out.
Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you Unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for a while.
Log On was adding wood to the fire
Hard Drive was a long trip on the road
A Mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a Backup happened to your commode.
Cut you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A Web was a spider's home
And a Virus was the flu.
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the Memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens they wish they were dead.
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